If you are lucky they broke a blood vessel in your eye like they did to me. People were afraid to give me change at the convenience store because of my blood eye. Plus the smell of the laser is great even though they say it is not burning your flesh.
You could wind up like those poor bastards in that Steve Martin movie, The Jerk. Eventually those eyeglass nose clamps made everyone who got one cross eyed. How many eye surgeons have had the surgery!? Stick with the coke bottles.
So far it has been great, but I'll make you a deal. Next time your glasses get fogged up or full of water when you're outside I'll laugh at you, and if my eyes fall out in 5 years you can do the same.
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If you are lucky they broke a blood vessel in your eye like they did to me. People were afraid to give me change at the convenience store because of my blood eye. Plus the smell of the laser is great even though they say it is not burning your flesh.
It's time someone told you this...it wasn't your blood eye, it just isn't normal to purchase enema bags and party whistles at the same time.
There was a bag of Twizzlers too.
You could wind up like those poor bastards in that Steve Martin movie, The Jerk. Eventually those eyeglass nose clamps made everyone who got one cross eyed. How many eye surgeons have had the surgery!? Stick with the coke bottles.
So far it has been great, but I'll make you a deal. Next time your glasses get fogged up or full of water when you're outside I'll laugh at you, and if my eyes fall out in 5 years you can do the same.
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