Oh My!! Michael Hutchence seems to approve 

Used Car salesman w/ smokin' deal 

Jesus Walks 

Herbie Mann gets even sexier 

hmmmm 

Dude with the beer seems pissed 

Pride Wars 2 

Nerd Brah 

New-Age bumpkins 

Chicago Pride-fight 

Sparkles with flava 

White Cole's bad mark 

Luke and Jill 

Juan McNeil 

Coming at ya with a crazy pitch 

The toast of the town

Awesome! 

ThunderJoust for the 0 - Seis, Suckas!

Mere words cannot do justice to the ridiculous event that was the ThunderJoust. Z-Roc managed to have his lip severed before the start, but there were (suprisingly) no major injuries. Beer was chugged, knights were slain, and the crowd actively encouraged violence. Josh, DD, and Rick Allen all advanced to the finals, and in the end 'twas DD who slayed the dark lord Josh and was bestowed with the Jersey most foul and stagnant. A squire from the local journal wandered by and stole our souls, perhaps we shall be notorized. Due to its most excellent nature and the absence of DP, it was decided that another Joust shall be held within a fortnight or two. Expect more dragons, more maidens fair and savaged, and more Turkey Legs!!
--Lord Hayden

This is what a real winner looks like, kids

Z-Roc haulin