Dude with the beer seems pissed 

Pride Wars 2 

Nerd Brah 

New-Age bumpkins 

Chicago Pride-fight 

Sparkles with flava 

White Cole's bad mark 

Luke and Jill 

Juan McNeil 

Coming at ya with a crazy pitch 

The toast of the town

Awesome! 

ThunderJoust for the 0 - Seis, Suckas!

Mere words cannot do justice to the ridiculous event that was the ThunderJoust. Z-Roc managed to have his lip severed before the start, but there were (suprisingly) no major injuries. Beer was chugged, knights were slain, and the crowd actively encouraged violence. Josh, DD, and Rick Allen all advanced to the finals, and in the end 'twas DD who slayed the dark lord Josh and was bestowed with the Jersey most foul and stagnant. A squire from the local journal wandered by and stole our souls, perhaps we shall be notorized. Due to its most excellent nature and the absence of DP, it was decided that another Joust shall be held within a fortnight or two. Expect more dragons, more maidens fair and savaged, and more Turkey Legs!!
--Lord Hayden

This is what a real winner looks like, kids

Z-Roc haulin

The lances and the ponies

Juan Mac with a little horseplay

This looks about right

THUNDER JOUST!!!!!! 

ThunderPull

Once again the magical world of children's bicycles and alcoholics collided with the 6th ThunderJet of '05. Between the police presence, the windstorm, and the stench of Brittingham Brine a good ol' time was had by all. The tractorpull format somehow worked despite the lack of planning and the usual last minute fuckery. Time trial action seperated the wheat from the chaff, and the doubleweight semifinals pitted the venerable Lord Hayden (your cheeky narrator) versus V, and Sketchy D aka Stoner Dave aka Sketch Braaahhhhh..... vs. James. James and V advanced to the last pull, and it was James by several cinderblocks at the line. James is now the proud owner of the first TJet medal, and she's a real beaut! Everyone celebrated with unprecedented standing around drinking, but scattered before Two Beats could swoop in with any open container fines.

An adhoc commitee is surely working on the next Jet format, I hear those guys like to play a game of drunken broomball once the ice forms to help the creative juices flow.

Lush life 

James the Champ 

Skully 

Stare down at the finale 

THUNDERPULL!!!! 

Beauty